houses going through rebellious high school phases

[shybutpunkass-slytherin]

gryffindo

• fights anyone
• always wearing merch (tshirts, beanies, wristbands)
• interrupts the teacher with dick jokes
• skips class to take a train or bus anywhere
• redyes hair every second week, bright af colors
• multiple lip/ eyebrow piercings
• constantly making kms jokes
• still listens to my chemical romance and will mug anyone who judges them
• splashes water over toilet cubicle walls and giggles
• “did you do your homework?”
  “what homework?”
  
• asks sad people if they’re okay
• makes everyone do shots at parties but takes ten years to drink their own
• PARTIES.
• tries to drag their wallflower ravenclaw friend everywhere
• cruisers and beer
• aggressive facebook posts
• panic at the disco.

hufflypuff

• septum piercing
• chokers
• flannels and chunky boots
• “wtf is math”
  
• “why do we even need to know this shit”
  
• glares really hard at slow readers
• skips class to smoke weed behind the school
• or sleeps with their face attached to the desk
• colorful artwork hidden in their artbook
• schoolbooks are full of worksheets they’ll never finish 
• liked halsey, martinez and matd before they were cool
• unironically listens to vaporwave
• memelords and queens
• emotionally plays piano when no ones around to hear them fuck up bc embarassing but
• will totally play for their punkass slytherin friend
• drinks with friends over going to parties anyday
• clings to a bottle of vodka when they do go to parties
• doodles all over their exam papers and likes drawing on the whiteboard
• twenty one pilots.

ravencloogle

• dark lipstick
• lowkey fashionistas but will also show up in trackpants and tshirts with half-did hair
• always correcting the teacher or finding ways to humiliate them
• cheats on tests bc they spent their prep time writing/ reading gay porn
• starts shit with everyone to polish their insulting skills
• legitimately terrified of family gatherings
• black nail polish
• has loud gryff friend that they tolerate bc they’re cute
• listens to music when they breathe
• their bones are made of musical talent, true fact
• reckless driver but still obeys all the laws
• took some form of martial arts as a kid so is able whoop ass when ass whooping is needed
• super smart in elementary, is now riddled with the anxiety to succeed
• possibly skipped a grade and has to deal with their friends making fun of them for being younger
• makes out in stairwells
• cries in them too
• do not approach when mad, aggresive rambling with lots of long words
• nirvana.

snyzzerin

• pastel/white hair
• flower crowns (not real flowers tho)
• skips school to go shopping
• heLLA CONTOURING SKILLS
• professional at cheating on tests
• spits on people
• “it’s not a phase mom”
  
• drinks alcohol straight. like people are scared of them bc where the fuck did all the whiskey go
• smokes
• has already been suspended, to juvy and to a mental hospital once or twice
• lone wolf but
• has a pure af hufflepuff friend that gives them bandaids if they get into a fight
• video games
• standing up for people who can’t defend themselves
• always in the principals office
• likes to steal earphones and candy
• “well fuck you” “because fuck you” and “fuck you”
  
• the one behind all the really rude nicknames (that everyone uses) for teachers
• shit talks a lot but feels bad about it inside
• movie soundtracks